The Phantom Flag Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time McPherson trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- McPherson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
81%POTENCY
-13.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McPherson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.