The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- McPherson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
90%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Texans, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
McPherson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.