The Phantom Flag Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- The broadcast shows McPherson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. McPherson is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
87%POTENCY
-11.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
McPherson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.