The Shank Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- McPherson attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
87%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Bills locker room
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McPherson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.