The Late Scratch Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for McPherson. McPherson does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
85%POTENCY
-18PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McPherson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.