The Late Scratch Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
- The broadcast shows McPherson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
74%POTENCY
-14.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the 49ers locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McPherson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.