The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over McPherson's stadium. Only over McPherson.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- McPherson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
85%POTENCY
-19.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Ravens jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
McPherson, McPherson, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.