The Phantom Flag Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. McPherson is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
- McPherson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
92%POTENCY
-15.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single Falcons jersey, ironically worn
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McPherson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.