The Wide Left Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for McPherson. McPherson does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- The broadcast shows McPherson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
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-9.9PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McPherson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.