The Hamstring Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson gets 2 attempts, both blocked by someone who is not even tall.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- McPherson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
82%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single tear from a Bears fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McPherson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.