The Snap Count Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“A localized thunderstorm forms over McPherson's stadium. Only over McPherson.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
- McPherson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
73%POTENCY
-16.3PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Eye of Jets, tongue of ref,
Bring Bengals down to grief,
McPherson scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.