The Hamstring Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for McPherson. McPherson does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
88%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McPherson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.