The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for McPherson. McPherson does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.
- The broadcast shows McPherson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
74%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A single tear from a Patriots fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McPherson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.