The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- McPherson gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
78%POTENCY
-17.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McPherson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.