The Phantom Flag Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- McPherson hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
78%POTENCY
-13.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McPherson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.