The Hamstring Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- McPherson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
90%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McPherson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.