The Wide Left Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“A mysterious flag erases McPherson's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- McPherson warms up well and then the snap is bad. The hold is worse. The kick is a prayer.
77%POTENCY
-12.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McPherson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.