The Snap Count Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time McPherson trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.
85%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McPherson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.