The Shank Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- McPherson gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
82%POTENCY
-10.9PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McPherson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.