The Wide Left Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for McPherson. McPherson does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. McPherson is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
74%POTENCY
-16.2PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make McPherson's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.