The Snap Count Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McPherson's stadium. Only over McPherson.
87%POTENCY
-18.8PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McPherson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.