The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for McPherson. McPherson does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- McPherson attempts a field goal, the holder pulls it back, and gets sacked at the 12. Points: 0. Dignity: also 0.
73%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- Powdered kicker confidence
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McPherson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.