The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for McPherson. McPherson does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- The broadcast shows McPherson on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
- McPherson's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
91%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A single tear from a Chargers fan
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McPherson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.