The Late Scratch Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- McPherson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-16.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McPherson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.