The Mystery Tweak Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“Ref: "Number McPherson, that's a flag." McPherson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- McPherson goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
88%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
McPherson, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.