The Hamstring Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
- McPherson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
80%POTENCY
-19PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McPherson, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.