The Hamstring Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“Coach goes for it on 4th-and-2 every time McPherson trots out. He watches from the bench like a retiree.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- McPherson is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
76%POTENCY
-14.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
McPherson drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.