The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson gets one attempt: a 63-yarder into a headwind. Wide left. 0 points. 1 tear.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over McPherson's stadium. Only over McPherson.
72%POTENCY
-17.8PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Texans locker room
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
McPherson, drop it, trip it, fall!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.