The Wind Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- McPherson makes a 58-yarder... in pregame. Not counted.
74%POTENCY
-12.1PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Broncos fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
McPherson drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.