The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“The crowd chants "WIDE LEFT" for McPherson. McPherson does not ignore it. Neither does the ball.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- McPherson will be perfect on extra points and absolutely nothing else.
87%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McPherson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.