The Shank Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“Ref: "Number McPherson, that's a flag." McPherson: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- McPherson gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Florida's biggest rival.
77%POTENCY
-17.1PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take McPherson's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.