The Late Scratch Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson hits the upright twice, then the other upright, then somehow the crossbar from the side.
- McPherson kicks a perfect ball into the end zone... and it is a kickoff. For the other team.
85%POTENCY
-15.7PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
McPherson's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.