The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Evan McPherson
Evan McPherson · CIN · K
“McPherson will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins McPherson's week
- McPherson finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- The wind in the stadium is 22 mph. McPherson is aware. The ball is aware. Only the ball cares.
84%POTENCY
-17.4PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A used challenge flag
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
McPherson's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Evan McPherson in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Evan McPherson is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Evan McPherson actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.