The Phantom Flag Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Mendoza four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Mendoza goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
78%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mendoza drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.