The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Mendoza: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Mendoza's stadium. Only over Mendoza.
80%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Cardinals fan
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mendoza's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.