The Mystery Tweak Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Mendoza gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
75%POTENCY
-14PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Cowboys, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Mendoza scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.