The Sideline-Scold Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Mendoza: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- The play clock hits zero on Mendoza four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
84%POTENCY
-17.9PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Raiders locker room
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Mendoza's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.