The Phantom Flag Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Mendoza will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
77%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Rams locker room
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Mendoza's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.