The Checkdown Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Mendoza's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Mendoza audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.
89%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single Rams jersey, ironically worn
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mendoza, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.