The Pick-Six Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Mendoza will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
79%POTENCY
-18.9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A single tear from a Cowboys fan
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Mendoza, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.