The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.
- Mendoza gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Indiana's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-17.6PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mendoza's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.