The Kneel-Down Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.
- Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
73%POTENCY
-19.3PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Mendoza's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.