The Hamstring Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Every deep ball Mendoza throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
77%POTENCY
-19.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Eye of Panthers, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Mendoza scores zero, past belief!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.