The Sack Spiral Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- The play clock hits zero on Mendoza four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
81%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A single Bengals jersey, ironically worn
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mendoza drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.