The Pick-Six Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Mendoza slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
76%POTENCY
-12.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A single tear from a Dolphins fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mendoza, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.