The Snap Count Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- A mysterious flag erases Mendoza's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
72%POTENCY
-15.1PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Mendoza drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.