The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- A mysterious flag erases Mendoza's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
76%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Steelers jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mendoza, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.