The Bad Snap Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Mendoza: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Mendoza leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.
- Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
73%POTENCY
-13.9PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A used challenge flag
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Eye of Falcons, tongue of ref,
Bring Raiders down to grief,
Mendoza scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.