The Checkdown Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza leads a 14-play, 9-minute drive that ends in a field goal. Fantasy points: 1.6.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- Rookie Mendoza gets the traditional hazing: the "Welcome to the League" curse.
- Mendoza will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
72%POTENCY
-13.7PTS DRAINED
Ruined BrunchVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Vikings locker room
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Mendoza's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.