The Hamstring Hex of Fernando Mendoza
Fernando Mendoza · LV · QB
“Mendoza scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Mendoza's week
- A mysterious flag erases Mendoza's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.
- Mendoza will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
86%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Steelers fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Panthers locker room
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Mendoza, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Fernando Mendoza in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Fernando Mendoza is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Fernando Mendoza actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.